I like brunch.

Jimmy’s Diner

Restaurant Information:

577 Union Avenue 

Brooklyn, NY 11211
(718) 218-7174

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Service 9/15 or 60%

  • Hostess(N/A)

There wasn’t a hostess.

  • Promptness(3/5 points)

This is the kind of place that is quick to take your order once you get a seat, but after that, it’s a toss up in the air.  My coffee came in a normal amount of time.  My food was on the late side.  A woman sitting next to me must have waited ten minutes longer than her friends for her food, which shouldn’t happen.

  • Alertness(3/5 points)

I would have given this a lower score, but it was clear what had happened: one guy made it to work on time and two stayed out late partying then stumbled in hungover.  They became more alert as time passed, but it was bleak at the beginning.

  • Friendliness(3/5 points)
The people here were pretty friendly, but not overly so.  Also, it seemed they were more engaged simply due to their own inability to handle more than one thing at a time. “Sorry, I’ll be right with you,” was muttered at least five times; it helped.  I don’t know how long this place has been in business, but it’s still going through some growing pains.


Food and Drink 11/20 or 55%

  • Price(4/5 points)

You get a lot of food for your buck.  The only thing that keeps this from getting a five is that the drinks weren’t worth half of what I paid.

  • Quality of Food(3/5 points)

The meal was started with a complimentary homemade donut.  Unfortunately, my waiter had dropped the ball and served it the same time as my food.  I ordered the “Big Boy” platter which consists of: two eggs, two pancakes, home fries or grits, bacon or sausage & cornbread.  I ordered the eggs scrambled, grits, bacon.  The eggs were served scrambled like real eggs, but with bits of charred food from whatever was previously in the pan.  The bacon was rubbery.  The grits had great consistency and flavor, but came off a little drier than I like.  The cornbread was probably the best part of the meal and it was served in a triangle, a welcomed change of pace.  They have some other promising dishes on the menu that I’d like to try if I ever return. 

  • Quality of Beverage(1/5 points)

The coffee was okay at best.  It wasn’t served with either milk or sugar, so I had to scavenge for those elsewhere in the restaurant.  The woman next to me ordered orange juice and they handed her a small bottle of orange juice you’d get from any corner store and a glass.  What taunts me is that one of their kitschy ads/decorations was for coffee that was probably much better than what was served.

  • Presentation(3/5 points)

They really didn’t try on the presentation.  Everything was kind of where it should be with enough room here and there to maneuver your food.  It didn’t look pretty, but then again I didn’t expect it.

Decor and Space 9/20 or 45%

  • Cleanliness(3/5 points)

Everything was about as clean as I would expect.

  • Theme(2/5 points)

This place kind of has a NYC kitch theme to it, but it’s very slapdash.  A lot could be added to make this place more interesting visually.

  • Adequate Seating(2/5 points)
They used their table seating well and I’ll give them that.  But, I sat at the bar and there were absolutely too many stools and not nearly enough room for all of them.  A guy actually sat next to me, then promptly got back up and left the restaurant because he couldn’t fit in the open seat and he wasn’t going to wait for a table for one.
  • Location(2/5 points)

This place is about six blocks from both the Lorimer and Bedford stops on the L.  It’s also across the street from a lovely unfinished condo building.


Bonus(5 points)

1 point for serving a donut as a appetizer.

Overall Score: 29/55, with bonus 30/55 or 54.54%

Enid’s

Restaurant Information:

560 Manhattan Avenue Brooklyn, NY 11222-3913
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(718) 349-3859 * approximate times

enids.net

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Service 9/20 or 45%

  • Hostess(3/5 points)

She was a fairly average hostess that sat us roughly five feet from where we were standing.  She then went off to find our waitress and was never heard from again.

  • Promptness(1/5 points)

There was a forty-five minute wait that turned into an hour wait.  I think we waited another fifteen minutes after we were seated to be asked what we wanted to eat.

  • Alertness(3/5 points)

I would give this a four simply on the actions of the bus boy, but the waitress was no where to be found after she took our order and the food was delivered.  She later reached in between us and dropped the check on the table before walking away to something else.  I actually got up twice to refill my own coffee and that should never happen.

  • Friendliness(2/5 points)

They don’t care; they’re not going to care.  To make matters worse, the bus boy took my plate with out asking if I was finished.  I then had to awkwardly sit with nothing in front of me as my three friends paced themselves through their food.


Food and Drink 11/20 or 55%

  • Price(3/5 points)

The prices were about what you would expect, nothing really remarkable or outrageous.

  • Quality of Food(3/5 points)

I had the biscuits and gravy which was only so so but I enjoyed the sprinkling of paprika for flavor.  My three friends all had the huevos rancheros, which looked tastier but not much than my biscuits and gravy.

  • Quality of Beverage(2/5 points)

They had a station for coffee at the door so you could serve yourself and the coffee was horrible.  Also, there was the water bottle problem.  The only reason this got two points instead of zero was my friends were raving about how good the bloody marys were.  Otherwise, I think they were really unconcerned about the drinks.

  • Presentation(3/5 points)

The food was pretty much served with out much thought to presentation, but like I said the paprika was a nice touch.  The huevos rancheros really didn’t look appetizing at all.

Decor and Space  7/20 or 35%

  • Cleanliness(2/5 points)

This place looks more like a bar that decided to serve food than a restaurant that decided to serve alcohol.  The floors looked disgusting and I would be amazed if this place has been dusted in the past decade.

  • Theme(2/5 points)

If there is a theme to this place it’s hipster posing and indifference.  I think the really sad part of this is that the restaurant is right on the corner of McCarren park and they do nothing to make it a warm environment that it easily could be.

  • Adequate Seating(2/5 points)

I think there is definitely adequate seating, but the tables were arranged in a very awkward fashion with our table probably in the most unfortunate position.  I’d like to blame some of the bad service on the table configuration, but really I can’t.

  • Location(1/5 points)

For those of you not aware, getting anywhere on the G train is the transit equivalent of splitting the tiles and finding the jelly bean.  Yes, you can get here easily when the G train is running, otherwise, you’ve got to get off at the Lorimer or Bedford L stops and walk across the park to get here.

Bonus(5 points)

Two points for having some of the most attractive, but poorly dressed, people you will ever see, seriously.

Total score 27/60, with bonus 29/60 or 48.33%

Northeast Kingdom

Restaurant Information:

18 Wyckoff AveBrooklyn, NY 11237-2635
Get Directions

(718) 386-3864

north-eastkingdom.com

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Service (6/15) or 40%

  • Hostess(N/A)

There was no hostess that I saw.

  • Promptness(2/5 points)

The bartender/waiter took my order but after that he couldn’t be bothered to follow up with anything.

  • Alertness(1/5 points)

On my seventh attempt to flag the bartender/waiter that was not more than two feet away from me, he finally noticed that I wanted something besides my initial order.  I almost threw my fork at him.  Also, this place gives you a giant bottle of water, which I is major pet peeve of mine.

  • Friendliness(3/5 points)
The people were just about as friendly as you’d expect.


Food and Drink (10/20) or 50%

  • Price(3/5 points)

I’d say the prices were fair for what you got.  That being said…

  • Quality of Food(2/5 points)

My french toast was crunchy?!?! CRUNCHY!! @#%$#.  The only thing that stopped this from getting a one point rating was the bacon; the bacon was fantastic and close to the best I’ve ever had.

  • Quality of Beverage(2/5 points)

The water came in a bottle that was filled with tap water and a very small glass.  The coffee was so bad I thought that I had just gotten a bad cup the first time, but no, it was just bad.

  • Presentation(3/5 points)
The french toast looked nice until I cut into it.  Everything else was just kind of slapdashed.  I get the feeling that not a lot of effort is put into anything at this restaurant.

Decor and Space (11/20) or 55%

  • Cleanliness(3/5 points)

Everything looked as clean as you’d expect.

  • Theme(2/5 points)

The theme really threw me: 90% of the restaurant is a campy hunting lodge theme, but tasteful enough not to offend the hipster locals, and the 10% that makes up the wall to the kitchen looks like a bad attempt at Mondrian art.

  • Adequate Seating(3/5 points)
The seats were placed not too close to each other but not too far either.  I saw a waiter squeeze through behind people a few times, but that’s not out of the ordinary.
  • Location(3/5 points)

It’s a short walk from the L stop, so not too bad.  It’s a bit of a trek out this way, especially if the L isn’t running and you have to take a shuttle bus from Lorimer, which will be continuing until August.


Bonus(5 points)

No bonus points could be awarded.

Overall score: 27/55 or 49%

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